BOYTOONS MAGAZINE #165 – Christmas in June!


I just finished reading Eric Arvin’s latest erotic short story called “Kid Christmas Meets Snow Globes”, and absolutely had to tell you all about it.  June may seem like an odd time to release a story about Christmas, but let me tell you that this tale is perfectly scorching hot and a terrific summer treat.

The story begins with the untimely death of Chris Kringle.  Yup!  The big guy kicks the bucket!  Too many fatty treats and stressful years of breaking up fights between tempestuous elves, was simply too much for his ol’ ticker!  Naturally, a replacement must be found, but the times they are a changin’ and the Committee to Oversee the Christening of Kringle – or “COCK” as it were – decides that a healthier Santa, with a more athletic image might better suit the current social trends and attitudes.  Of course!

So a new Santa is appointed, and lemme just say that I would gladly have this hunk come down my chimney next December!!! A young Gingerbread Cookie House Guard, whose muscular frame barely fits in his tight red Holiday outfit, thus becomes “Kid Christmas”, the new face… and body of the Holidays.

I will not give away any more of the plot, but I can tell you that there are forces opposed to Kid Christmas and his new role.  For example, Snow Globes, who earns his name because of a certain part of his anatomy, sets his twisted plan in motion.  But the kid’s a fighter – and a lover – oh boy, is he a lover – and he’s able and prepared to do what he must to save the Christmas Holidays for all of us!

Eric Arvin’s writing style is as fluid as it is hilarious.  He’s clever and witty, in a way that is so effortless, and he brings Kid Christmas to life in a rich and rounded way within just a few pages.  Not many authors manage to combine erotica with humor as perfectly as he does.  Is it possible to laugh your ass off and have a raging boner at the same time?  Well – I have to confess – it was for me!! LOL!


For Kid Christmas, Arvin teams up with the fantastic Absolutbleu, who sublimely brings Kid Christmas to life.  Absolutbleu is an incredible talent, with a natural gift for beauty and hotness, and his images perfectly capture the essence of Arvin’s story.  It’s a match made in Heaven, and every time you come upon one of Bleu’s illustrations in the story, you can’t help but linger and savor ever last line and detail!

Christmas really can come early, and this summer, it arrives as “Kid Christmas Meets Snow Globes”.  You owe it to yourselves to read this fantastic little piece of fornicating fiction, and for a mere $1.49, who can resist downloading this jem?  To get your copy, go here! To read more about Eric Arvin and his works, check this out.  And to feast your eyes on more of Absolutbleu’s incredible art work, check this out and check this out!

Happy Christmas in June everyone!

Hugz + Kisses,
Patrick XOXO


  1. I am so glad you liked it! You have no idea!

  2. Totally cool read and the illustrations were srsly cool. :)

  3. Hiya Eric…

    Liked it?!? I LOVED IT!!!! It was so much fun, and a real honor to review here. :o)

    Hugz + kisses to ya, buddy!
    Patrick XOXOX

  4. Hey Sarah…

    I couldn’t agree more, my dear. Great writing and great artwork make for a WONDERFUL read!!!!

    Hugz + kisses to ya!
    Patrick XOXOX

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